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Urban Dictionary Knows Me

I can’t have Urban Dictionary knowing me better than my blog reader, so here ya go (of course, I’ve highlighted my favourite parts):

1. alicia  
 
One known for her sexual prowess
She was so good in bed I actually thought she was a prostitute…turns out she was just an alicia.
 
2. alicia  
 
A beautiful girl who’s smart, honest and gentle, but she can also be aggressive. She likes to make random noises. She has eyes that sparkle under the light and sometimes change colour but are usually green. She loves chocolate. She rarely feels fear, she has rosy cheeks and always seems to have a gorgeous smile on her face. She’s not afraid of her sexuality. Although her hands always seem to be cold her heart is very warm, and her kiss gives a feeling like no other. <<< THIS IS DEAD ON!
alicia the most beautiful girl in the world!
Her boyfriend really cares about her.
 
3. Alicia  
 
an AMAZING girl with AMAZING boobs. usually a brunette. has a lot of fun, and is a happy person. is usually pretty confusing, and very VERY flirty. <<< FLIRTY?! ME?! Oh!
guy 1: Alicia is so HOT.
guy 2: Yeah, I know, and her TITS… man.
guy 1: But I can’t tell if she likes me!
guy 2: I know, she’s really confusing. But at least she’s hot!
 
 
4. Alicia  
 
The most awesome person in the whole world, my life, my heart, my soul. The person I love the most.
I love Alicia more than life itself. <<< LAY IT ON A LITTLE THICKER!
 
5. Alicia  
 
Can be very witty and intelligent when she feels like it, and is often found with her nose in a book.
“Man, I hope I find an Alicia at Borders because she knows the best books”
 
6. Alicia  
 
alicia is the sunshine of your life. beautiful is her middle name. she is the girl your mom will tell you to marry and the girl your dad will tell you to make babies with!
 
7. Alicia  
 
A crazy but intelligent girl who also has large breasts and a beautiful composure, basically a love it or hate it person who only in the eye of the beholder thinks that <<< SORRY, WHAT?!
 
8. Alicia  
 
A really fun and loving person.BEAUTIFUL, She makes an amazing friend. She is very honest and and outgoing. Guys say she is wife material and at the end of the day is the type of girl they want to spend the rest of their life with.
I need an Alicia in my life
 
9. Alicia  
 
The most amazing, funny, cutest girl youd just be lucky to meet. easy to have 7+ hour convos with and never run out of things to talk about. Been thru alot of shit she didnt deserve yet still is the nicest person with a big heart and a softspot for animals. Overall the most amazing girl..the type you want to hold on to and never let go..
Ex1: Alicia is my cinnimon ;)Ex2: Think with your dipstick jimmy!!
 
10. Alicia  THIS IS A REPEAT. I DON’T KNOW WHY  
 
A beautiful girl who’s smart, honest and gentle, but she can also be aggressive. She likes to make random noises. She has eyes that sparkle under the light and sometimes change colour but are usually green. She loves chocolate. She rarely feels fear, she has rosy cheeks and always seems to have a gorgeous smile on her face. She’s not afraid of her sexuality. Although her hands always seem to be cold her heart is very warm, and her kiss gives a feeling like no other.
alicia the most beautiful girl in the world!
Her boyfriend really cares about her.
 
 
11. Alicia  
 
The cutest girl ever. She has long black hair and a cute smile. Often laughing and is just an all around cheerful woman.
person 1: Who is that hot chick you were talking to?
person 2: Oh, thats alicia.
12. Alicia  
 
The most amazing girl a friend could ask for. Can be crazy at times but normally down to earth. Can be completely devoted to her boyfriends and, despite her past, love to make people smile. She can be agressive but that’s just part of her craziness.
She’s soooo Alicia.
13. Alicia  
 
Alicia is a beautiful, gorgeous, and great girl, never slutty or rude. Kind and has a heart of gold. Can often be found out in the sun or having fun. Alicia usually has brown sparkling eyes and can make guys want to be with her for the rest of their lives. She knows how to have fun and will always leave you with a great time, wanting more.
Guy 1: Man, I had the BEST time with Alicia last night!
Guy 2: You’re so lucky, she’s beautiful!
14. Alicia  
 
(Al-ee-sh-ee-ah)n. A cute, cool girl who sings beautifully, most likely with her boyfriend and/or friends in their garage band. She hangs with the guys as if she were just one of them. No doubt the sex-appeal of the group, an Alicia has no definite hair color, but knows her hair’s true origin unlike a majority of the girls these days. She loves cats, Dexter, and playing guitar. A truly cool chick who should live forever… or die tryin’!
Man, I hope one day I can finds me an Alicia!Dude, Alicia, let’s play Left 4 Dead!

Feel free to share what Urban Dictionary has to say about you! Go on. Urban Dictionary yourself!

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Comments on: "Urban Dictionary Knows Me" (15)

  1. This is amazing. I just checked for myself (will post chez-moi).

  2. …good thing my name is spelt unlike any other, cuz if they had it in there, my “head might swell” along with my NPI score…

    This is a CRAZY post – ha ha – i love it annnnd, yea…

  3. OK, so I thought this was awesome, so I checked UD for my name. It seems they know me too!

  4. This is rad! I UD’d my name, too. And it came up with this:

    ADDIE

    1. THIS ONE HITS IT: An awesomly beautiful girl who has gorgeous eyes with a lovely personality. A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that’s because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. silence is her only weakness. She doesn’t think she’s attractive but in reality she’s the most gorgeous thing you’ll ever meet. often spaces out when near windows. always contemplating something. very pale and doesn’t care. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. picks the wrong crowd. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she’ll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with addie don’t ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better.

    2. THIS MADE ME LOL: Death for all mechanical devices or apparatuses she happens to come into contact with.

    • These definitions/descriptions are far too entertaining. #2 cracked me up too. Apparently, you’re pretty awesome. Evidence: #1. Now I know that if we ever meet up for lunch or something, we shouldn’t get a table by the window (which is usually my choice). *takes notes*

  5. According to UD Ashley means,

    ashley 9046 up, 3636 down

    a bad ass motherfucker who who won’t take no shit off of nobody
    that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her.

    Ashley 4864 up, 1614 down

    A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.
    not many can handle her.
    someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.
    someone who knows what she deserves and won’t settle for anything less.
    She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.
    She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.
    “Damn, did you see Ashley today?” “Yeah bitch”.

    Lols/

    • Ahahahaha. I love it. So many gems in there, I can’t pick out my favourite line. I always like the phrase “Won’t take no shit off nobody.” It gets me every time. The invention/use of the word “playertastic” = Greatness. “Floats with ease” is just so pretty.
      And I don’t think I ever wanna “get the Ashley knocked out” of me. Ahahahaha.

  6. Ooh I need to try mine 🙂

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