A random, eclectic mix of thoughts, feelings, observations, and experiences – LIFE

I’m not into the pop scene at all, but this is too hard to resist. Go with it.

Things that last longer (or ARE longer) that Kim Kardashian’s marriage:

  • The flavour of chewing gum
  • Battery of a smartphone using WiFi
  • Ice cream in the freezer when the electricity is off
  • Patty in the army (I don’t know if this is popular. My mother uses it as a comparison. “Well, that ain’ gonna last long as Patty in the army!”)
  • A shot of alcohol
  • Availability of tickets for a Michael Jackson concert
  • A grain of rice standing on a hill
  • The pause after Dora asks a question <—– Stolen from Twitter
  • My hair
  • A little old lady’s footsteps
  • The word “encyclopedia”
  • The name “Kardashian”
  • Semester of school
  • Howie Mandel’s elbow bump
  • A piece of fried chicken on Survivor
  • Catholic sermon
  • Wireless internet connection from two floors down (This is my life.)
  • My fingernails
  • Line of traffic when you’re late for work

Okay, that’s all I’ve got. I told you, I’m not into this stuff. It’s a trending topic on Twitter. I had to have a little fun. Feel free to add to this list and amuse me!

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Comments on: "Things That Outlast Kim K’s Marriage" (6)

  1. Oh my freakin goodness!!! That is hilarious. I laughed so hard at this one.

  2. Too funny! Needed a good laugh today! 🙂

  3. Toooooo funnny!!

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