“Discovery Day” is October 12. We celebrate it in The Bahamas. At some point, the name of it changed to “National Heroes’ Day.” Today, I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s a holiday. (They move holidays to Fridays quite often to make them long weekends.) YAY. This picture pretty much sums up my feelings on the whole “discovery” thing:
It’s just missing the part where we make the people get all of their valuables to give them to us. And pick and choose who we’ll carry with us to be our slaves. Yeah. Columbus was some kinda guy, eh? A real hero. Pssh!