Tweets of Life

I know, I know. I have to catch you up on things. I really don’t remember very far back, so I decided to consult my twitter feed. I had a look at some of my most recent tweets, and it helped to refresh my memory on some things. I tweet very randomly, so expect that sort of feel from this post too.

Before I hop into putting-my-life-together-using-twitter, let me tell you this. This morning, it was like my life is a movie. You know… With a soundtrack. I got in the car, started it… Silence. Right at I shifted and reversed out of the parking space, the music started. Right at the beginning. JUST like in the movies. Cool, no? I know you wanna know the song. Here ya go:

Ok… So the tweets:

I definitely read NUTELLA. Then I saw that it’s due Friday, and backtracked. *sighs* <— Response to this tweet: I am LOVING this novella. It’s almost finished. Which is good. Since it’s due Friday.

“Try calling the manager at [number]. No, wait. Call Portia. She might answer you.” WHAT?! <—Yeah. That’s the response I got when I called the local telecommunications company (we only have one – UGH) to ask about the new corporate cell phone service.

If you’re paying someone to tell you what you already know, you have a problem your money can’t solve. <— Just wanted to show you some of my genius.

Bad habits don’t just go away. They must be broken. <— More of my genius.

“We call him DNA. Dead On Arrival.” <— Someone really said that to me. I guess he was referring to the newly formed political party that won a total of ZERO seats, but still… Stupid.

“You like Bueno Maz?” <— Same guy asked my cousin this. Took me a while to realize he meant Bruno Mars.

I need to give everyone their own light. <— My niece tweeted this, after she tweeted that someone BBMed her and she was going to answer them. I RTed.

This man wants to know which side of cousin’s family I’m related to. “Oh, so all of y’all basically look alike.” Um, yeah. Sure. <— Pretty sure I do NOT look like this particular cousin. At all.

Okay, so those tweets didn’t really give you much insight. There are others that would do a better job, but those are just so GOLDEN. I had to share them.

I’ve been working on my writing a lot more lately. I’m really happy about that. I’ve been banging out critiques like crazy on Scribophile, and stacking up lots of karma points (needed to post my own work). I already have LOTS of points, but when you crit a lot, your work gets highlight (they call it “in the spotlight”), so more people give critiques (f0r more karma points). I edited two pieces to near perfection. Really excited that they are nearly ready for submissions. Also wrote a completely new piece last night, inspired by the stupid ice cream truck that woke me from my evening nap (that I REALLY needed). More on this stuff later. I’m off to polish my story for my second assignment in the ICL course.

Hope you’re having a productive week. If you’re on twitter, share your best tweet of the week. If not, tell me something else. Lol.

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